Specially for married buddies Wife: I love you baby.. Husband: (softly) i love you too.. Wife: Aise kyun bola..?? Husband: Bas thoda mood off tha.. Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame.. Husband: (pyar se) Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai.. Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec me tabiyat theek ho jayegi.. Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas.. Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has k pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..?? Husband: (aur jyada pyar se) arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..? Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga!! Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya ho gaya..?? Wife: (khud confused) Jab tum khud clear nahi, tumhe kuch pata nahi to me kya bolun..!! Husband: (trying to act smart) Tumhe hua kya hai!! kis baat pe upset ho?? Batao!! Wife: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai!! Husband: Mere saath to tum ho!! Wife: Ab bohot ho gaya, ab aur nahi!! Husband: (fully crashed) Hua kya hai, ye to bata do.. Wife: Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?.. Husband: Ye baat kahan se aayi?.. Wife: i want Divorce.. Husband: Hmmmm ok?.. Wife: (gone crazy) Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to, fir tum jo marzi kar sako.. Husband: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi, maine kya galat kaha.. Wife: Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi, me khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se.. Husband: (apne baal pakad kar) Mujhe meri galti to bata do.. Wife: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab me chali jaungi.. Husband: Acha, to me wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka.. Wife: Tum serious kab hoge..?? Husband: Ab kya hospital me admit ho jaun serious hone k liye?.. Wife: Go to hell..!! Husband: Dont call me again?.. AFTER 3 HOURS.. Wife: Tumhe pata hai na me tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu, sorry i love you my baby.. Husband: (softly) i love you too.. Wife: Aise kyun bola..??............. Husband:.Utha le prabhu mujhe. ~Don
Posted on: Tue, 24 Sep 2013 13:44:01 +0000