Spending Christmas Eve at my brother and sister-in-laws has given - TopicsExpress



          

Spending Christmas Eve at my brother and sister-in-laws has given me the opportunity to form a lot of deep opinions about the Food Network. For instance, I legit think that Anne Burrell is in the midst of a hand-washing-related mental health crisis. Rachel Rays melancholy ambivalence about her nacho sliders was surprisingly affecting. Ina and Giada are essentially the same except Inas camerawork is twice as manic. What hellscape is Ina running from? What are you trying to tell us Food Network?! No, seriously, what are you trying to tell us? Giada enjoys her meals with her fancy, boring friends whereas Anne eats alone at her cutting board with a glass of wine. She doesnt even bother to wipe off the cutting board first. This whole thing is like a Lars von Trier movie. Send help.
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 21:12:28 +0000

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