State of Pakistani mullahs: A woman starts dating a new surgeon at the Shifa Hospital in Islamabad. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they dont know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a Mullah goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The surgeon says to the woman, I know what well do. After Ive operated on the Mullah, Ill give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle. Do you think it will work? she asks. Its worth a try. he says. So, the surgeon delivers the baby and then operates on the Mullah. After the operation he goes in to the Mullah and says, Hazrat, youre not going to believe this. What? asks the Mullah, what happened? You gave birth to a child! But thats impossible! says the distraught Mullah. I just did the operation, insists the surgeon, its a miracle! Heres your baby. About fifteen years go by, and the Mullah realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says, Son, I have something to tell you. Im not your father. The son says, What do you mean, youre not my father? The Mullah replies, I am your mother. Maulana Fazal Ur Rehman is your father.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 19:20:40 +0000
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