Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions: 1. Someone calls you at 2 am in the night and ask you are you sleeping? Ans: no, I’m picking beans. 2. You meet a old friend on the road and he says you still dey this world Ans: No I just come back 3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet;did you just have a bath? Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl. 4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; going up? Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and get me! 5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch offlowers and you still asks him; are those flowers? Ans: no baby, theyre carrots! 6. Youre in the queue at the cinema to buytickets, a friend sees you and ask; what are you doing here? Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees! 7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping? Ans:No! Im practicing to die. 8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you: Plz can I get you a table? Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor. 9. You stop a car to go somewhere and the ask, are you going somewhere Ans: No am coming back 10. You meet someone you have not seen for long and their like: is that you Ans: No, na my papa pikin 11. The see you in a barbing saloon and ask: you wan barb your hair Ans: No, I wan cut grass Like this page and add your own
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 12:54:54 +0000
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