TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA : ☑ 1) What r u doing? Ans. : Business Tax : PAY: PROFESSIONAL TAX! ☑ 2) What r u doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! ☑3) From where r u getting Goods? Ans. : From other Area/State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! AND NOW LBT & LPT. ☑ 4) What r u getting in Selling Goods? Ans. : Profit Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of dividend Tax : Pay DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX. ☑ 5) Where u Manufacturing the Goods? Ans. : Factory Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! ☑ 6) Do u have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! ☑7) Do you have Staff? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAFFS PROFESSIONAL TAX! ☑ 8) Doing business in Millions? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax (MAT). ☑ 9) r u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans. : Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX! ☑ 10) Where r u taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans. : Hotel Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX! ☑11) r u going Out of Station for Business? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX! ☑12) Have u taken or given any Service/s? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX! ☑ 13) How come u got such a Big Amount? Ans. : Gift on birthday Tax : PAY GIFT TAX! ☑ 14) Do u have any Wealth? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX! ☑ 15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans. : Cinema or Resort Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX! ☑ 16) Have u purchased House? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE ! ☑17) How u Travel? Ans: Bus Tax : PAY SURCHARGE! ☑18) Any Additional Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.s TAX !!! ☑ 19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY! ☑20) Do you want growth of India.? Ans: offcource Yes . Pay electricity tax, water tax, education tax, & other taxes, which is used by defaulter people. ☑21) INDIAN :: can i die now?? Ans :: wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX....!!!!!! Jago Indian jago ! #nooffense Do not waste your vote.....elect for the best one....Dont sell your future.....Lets vote by understanding and realizing the capabilities of the leader contesting in the elections.....Admin HR !
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 04:11:57 +0000
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