TAXES IN INDIA... 1) Qus.: What are you doing? Ans.: Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX 2) Qus.: What are you doing in Business? Ans.: Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX 3) Qus.: From where are you getting Goods? Ans.: From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI 4) Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans.: Profit. Tax : PAY INCOME TAX 5) Qus.: How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of dividend Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX 6) Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans.: Factory. Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY 8) Qus.: Do you have Staff? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX 9) Qus.: Doing business in Millions? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX ? Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax 10) Qus.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans.: Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX 11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans.: Hotel Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX 12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX 13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX 14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount? Ans.: Gift on birthday. Tax : PAY GIFT TAX 15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX 16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans.: Cinema or Resort. Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX 17) Qus.: Have you purchased House? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE 18) Qus.: How you Travel? Ans.: Bus Tax : PAY SURCHARGE 19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.s TAX !!! 20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY 21) INDIAN : Can I die now?? Ans : No, wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What a Great job from Govt. of India … Pass this messages to ALL INDIANS…………UPA GOVT..
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