TGIF ...TAWA MUNA KAHIT WALANG PULUTAN!!! >> A chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar... >> Spielberg hit the chinese... >> Chinese: why you hit me? >> Spielberg: coz you bombed Pearl Harbor, my father died there. >> Chinese: but I am chinese not Japanese, stupid! >> Spielberg: Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese... all the same! >> ... chinese punched Spielberg Spielberg: why you hit me too? >> Chinese: Thats for the sinking of TITANIC. >> Spielberg: but the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, you fool! >> Chinese: Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg... you are all the same!! >> Two nurses on duty... >> Nurse 1: Hoy! Gaga, bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo! >> Nurse 2: Ha? susmaryosep! kaninong pwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpen >> ko?!! >> BUS HINOLDAP! >> Holdaper: re-reypin ko lahat ng babae dito! >> Prosti: ako na lang po, maawa kayo sa iba.. >> Lola: Sinabi na ngang LAHAT eh! sasagot pa! gagang to!
Posted on: Sat, 22 Feb 2014 04:15:17 +0000
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