THE ENGINEER SONG We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers. We can, we can, we can, we can demolish forty beers. So come, so come, so come, so come, so come along with us, for we dont give a damn for any old man who dont give a damn for us. Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride, ashowing all the villagers her lovely lily-white hide. The most observant villager, an Engineer of course, was the only one who noticed that Godiva rode a horse. CHORUS Ive come a long, long way she said and would go again as far for the man whod take me off my horse and lead me to the bar. The man who took her off her steed and led her to her beer was a blurry eyed surveyor and a drunken Engineer. CHORUS The Engineers of Peter The Great, who was a Russian Czar, While remodeling the palace, put a throne room in the bar. He lined the walls with vodka, rum, and 40 kinds of beer, and Advanced the Russian culture by one hundred and seven years. CHORUS We did a piss-poor job upon the timber trestle bridge. We lost the fourth platoon out afighting on the ridge. We zeroed in our rifles with precision and with care, but when we fired for record Maggies drawers were in the air. CHORUS An Engineer and his lady were spooning in the park. The Engineer and his lady were spooning in the dark. His scientific manner was a wonder to behold for his left hand took the readings while his right hand turned the knobs. CHORUS Venus was a lady made entirely of stone, Theres not a fig leaf on her. Shes as naked as a bone. On seeing her misfortune an Engineer discoursed, Shes a broken hunk of concrete and she should be reinforced. CHORUS The Engineers and the Infantry were downing a gallon can. The Infantry said to the Engineers, Out-drink us if you can. The Infantry they took three drinks and died a ghastly green. But the Engineers kept drinking, HELL it was only gasoline. CHORUS (The last verse is sung slowly and with GREAT feeling.) My father was a miner on the Upper Malamute. My mother was a hostess in a house of ill repute. My brothers all were fairies and my sisters all were queers. So I told them all to go to HELL and joined the Engineers. CHORUS
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