THE LIKES OF IRENE When you meet them for the first time they tell you, I dont give out my number to strangers. Then they add,By the way,I dont even have a phone. They lose memory quickly as a chicken, Then remove a tablet sized smart phone with white ear phones! They smear excess lipstick on their mouth, They are always in tights, Tight push up bras, Tight trousers, Tight schedule. The likes of Irene will poke you on Facebook, And write,I love you,Lol! on your wall, They will tag themselves in every photo you upload, When they see you with another girl,they will throw tantrums, They will curse your sorry ass and hurl expensive insults at you, They will flood your inbox with break up messages, The next morning you will wake up to thirty Im sorry texts and fourty missed calls from them! They will always compare you with their ex-boyfriends, How they loved them but they ended up breaking their heart, They say all men are dogs,but you seem different, So they shall give love the last chance, If you leave them,they will remain single for the rest of their lives! The likes of Irene will ask you to take them out on a Thursday night, If you refuse they will say, What kind of a man are you, You dont love me, You are going out with another girl,right? I knew it, I knew you were cheating on me.
Posted on: Thu, 28 Aug 2014 07:27:22 +0000
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