Thank You Tim Allen I couldnt have said it better myself:So with February 14th a.k.a. Valentines Day just around the corner there are a few things Id like to say about Valentines Day.Its a fake holiday invented by the flower and greeting card cartel just like the fake holiday St.Pattys Day invented by people who make that sawdust that soaks up vomit.Its a phony,stupid con game.Now I dont know whos dumber the women who are charmed by a mandatory romantic gesture or the men who shell out big bucks for pretty much a fake holiday.Suprise is the key to keeping romance alive.Nothing will surprise the love of your life more on Valentines Day than getting Nothing.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Feb 2014 00:10:57 +0000