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That time when youre putting your kid down for a nap and your other kid runs in to tell you theres someone at the door and you come out to find its a really big dude who doesnt seem to be in any official capacity and hes pounding the door rather than knocking or ringing the bell and youre too scared to open it so you set the alarm and then the dude and his friend loiter outside the house for 10 minutes so you call your husband and then the police (non-emergency) on your cell phone because of course your cordless phone never makes it back to the charger but in the mean time the guys leave and come back with a truckload of drywall and 2 other guys and it all finally makes sense so you open the door to tell them wrong house but you set off the alarm so you call to cancel it and you call the police back to correct the situation and your napping kid SLEEPS THROUGH ALL OF IT.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Aug 2014 18:44:48 +0000

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