The AP is reporting that Team Grimes is in intense negotiations to obtain the services of one Dan Ike. Details remain unclear at this point, but it is rumored to involve Team Larry, donuts and a Dallas Cowgirl Cheer leading poster. In this trade Grimes receives Dan and the poster and Team Larry gets the donuts and the promise of first refusal for the right hand man job. Dan will leave his present job as physical therapist for the female Olympic Volleyball Team. Dan said in a statement, "I am more than a piece of meat, and I felt harassed. That team did not appreciate my mind. I cried when the Brazil team refereed to me as ab boy." After a moment to compose himself Dan finished by saying, "The world will see Thursday that I can do more than put sunscreen on athletic women!"
Posted on: Mon, 05 Aug 2013 03:06:06 +0000
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