The Book of Ryan, Chapter 17: 20-28 20. And lo, it was in this time that Chatham experienced great hardship. The demons Ronald and Tim ravaged the land and the people were forced to eat bad food at inflated prices. 21. Peoples from other lands looked on with pity at the culinary options of Chatham. There was much rending of clothes and sobbing in the land, and the demons Ronald and Tim grew fat. 22. The Lords of Rust and Grain saw this and, in their infinite mercy, sent for those who could slay the demons in the heart of Chatham. 23. And they found amongst mortals a family of burger-flippers and hockey players. They were the family Protopapas, from the distant lands of Greece. 24. Blessed by the Lords of Rust and Grain, they did erect in the heart of Chatham a burger stall. 25. It was to be in this time a place that could serve quality hamburgers. Upon seeing their mighty burger skills and the joy of the people, the Lords of Rust and Grain did ordain this chapel. 26. Seeing that this was good, a voice boomed along the Grand Avenue: Hear us, mortals of Chatham! We ordain this place as Chatham Burgers, and on the family Protopapas we do bestow the priestly powers to slay the demons of this land. 27. Some in the place of Chatham had been cursed by the demons Ronald and Tim, and their tongues could not taste the inferiority of that which they ate at demonic establishments. 28. But for those who truly believe, this holy bastion of hamburgers remains a place of worship and enjoyment. In the name of the the Hamburger, the French Fries, and the Holy Soda, we do tuck in to this delicious meal. Eh-diddles.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 17:00:18 +0000
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