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The Florida Man Who Allegedly Had Marijuana in His Pubic Hair It was a bad day for a Florida man named Harrison Preston. First, he got jumped at a convenience store, and was beaten so bad that an ambulance had to be called to the scene. And, as the Northwest Florida Daily News reported, things only got worse once the ambulance arrived: “An EMT who was trying to secure Harrison in the ambulance found a bag filled with a ‘green leafy substance’ stuffed in his underpants.” That green, leafy substance turned out to be—you guessed it—broccolini. No, I’m kidding, it was apparently 31.2 grams worth of marijuana, a fact gathered by the arresting officer, who “wrote in the arrest report that he saw several pieces of a green, leafy substance stuck in Preston’s pubic hair.” (This being Florida, that probably wasn’t even the weirdest thing the officer saw that day.) Preston was charged with possession, and will be in court next month. Full disclosure: I feel really bad for Preston, who had the double misfortune to be beat up at a convenience store, and then to run into a by-the-books EMT who, upon finding weed on a patient, actually reported that patient to the cops—which totally seems like it should violate whatever version of the Hippocratic oath EMTs take.

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