The Performance Due to construction on the floor of Georges office, everyone has to start using the bathroom he always goes to. Because its now the only available bathroom, he starts waiting people out so he can still have the stalls to himself. G: Its a stall standoff, Jerry. I win every time, as long as it takes. I sit in silence, I rotate between three apps on my phone, and eventually, they zip up and walk out. No one can outlast me. J: Wow, now thats quite the act you put on. Is it that terrible to perform next to someone else using a stall? G: (rubbing his eyes) Its very uncomfortable. I will never perform next to someone else, never! I hate not having privacy. J: Never? What apps do you rotate that you can sit there for so long? G: People of Walmart, Candy Crush, and something called Cats in Hats. If I have to, I just look up the weather in random cities. A drunken heckler makes a comment about Jerrys weight. He turns to meal prepping so he can control his diet better, but as the episode goes on, he becomes the mom for the whole gang, making and wrapping lunches for everyone. Newman introduces spicy sriracha sauce to Kramer and they start putting it on absolutely everything in excess. Jerry and George wont even try it because the name scares them. J: I dont know why you need so much of it. Your eggs are drenched at breakfast, your fries are soaked at lunch. Now you want it in every meal I make! K: (hand up) Ah ah, tell it to my senses! So I kinda like sriraCHA now. I cant help what I like...its zesty! J: I heard you tell Newman you put it on your toothbrush last night! K: Jerry, Its irresistible! Im a slave to my taste buds! Jerry accidentally puts Kramers lunch in Georges bag during meal prep and no one notices. At work, George eats the sriracha overloaded sandwich because its still cheaper than buying lunch. An hour later, the siracha doesnt get along with his stomach at all and he rushes to find a crowded bathroom. With no time for a stall standoff, George is forced to perform.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 21:02:38 +0000
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