The Wit, Not to Mention Wisdom, of P.G. Wodehouse. The Wit, Not to Mention Wisdom, of P.G. Wodehouse. And shes got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need. ― P.G. Wodehouse, Mostly Sally The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number. ― P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves! He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more. ― P.G. Wodehouse It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them. ― P.G. Wodehouse, The Man Upstairs and Other Stories At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies. ― P.G. Wodehouse, Uneasy Money He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom. ― P.G. Wodehouse Im not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy its Shakespeare who says that its always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping. ― P.G. Wodehouse, Carry on, Jeeves Everything in life thats any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening. ― P.G. Wodehouse She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say when. ― P.G. Wodehouse I always advise people never to give advice. ― P.G. Wodehouse A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in lifes gas-pipe with a lighted candle. ― P.G. Wodehouse, The Man Upstairs and Other Stories If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine. ― P.G. Wodehouse, Love Among the Chickens Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove. ― P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves! I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments. ― P.G. Wodehouse, Love Among the Chickens It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak and then decide not to say it after all. ― P.G. Wodehouse The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. ― P.G. Wodehouse, The Adventures of Sally In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness. ― P.G. Wodehouse If he had a mind, there was something on it. ― P.G. Wodehouse There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. ― P.G. Wodehouse Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse. ― P.G. Wodehouse, The Small Bachelor
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