The things I am gratefull for Challenge. I have been nominated by Scott McManus for this challenge! Well thanks Scotty. I love a challenge and coming up with the most important things in life to be thankful for sounds like a great idea to spend a bit of self reflective time, put things in perspective and appreciate those that have done more to make my life enjoyable than anything else. Lets give it a crack. Without doubt my number one pick for things to be thankful for must be Highly absorbent quality cotton underpants. Now you chaps will all understand that on occasions we are in too big a hurry or just plain lazy and we put old roger away before we have completely finished doing a wizz. On such occasions the value of a good pair of seepage soaking underpants cannot be underestimated to avoid an embarrassing external damp patch on the front of your trousers. Priceless in my view. Just being shaded out at number two of things to be thankful for is Tiger Woods. How good is that fella. No matter what I do in life and no matter how big an arse I make of myself I will never top that clown. What a twat....no wait....what an international world champion twat! My god he cant be all that bright. I did some conservative estimates and even if he was a randy little todger, with the money he lost from his divorce it would equate to over $100,000 per indiscretion. Now I enjoy a fine bit of rummy pumpy as much as anybody but honestly $100k per event is pretty steep. Whoever was his financial advisor at that stage needs taking out the back of the shed and given the rough end of the pineapple. What an absolute buffoon . If I am ever thinking bad of myself I just think of Tiger Woods and I instantly feel a whole lot better. Thanks Tiger! Number three in my things to be grateful for is the humble egg. What an amazing creation. You can fry it, boil it, scramble it, poach it, whip into a desert, and more. What a versatile little invention. And it even comes in its own Eco friendly packaging. Amazing! Has there ever been anything as useful as an egg pop out the backside of an animal. I doubt it. Well Ive started out with the three best things I can think of. More tomorrow.
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 08:00:14 +0000