There are some people who are entering the festive season with empty pockets. As a confirmed social drinker, I have observed that while many of these people would be better off staying at home, many of them would rather embarrass themselves by dealing with airlock after airlock, as they wait for ‘generous souls’ to buy them drinks. Motho wa teng o tla bo a shadikantse matlho, a tlhomola pelo..Let me advice you:Don’t be bitter if you aren’t offered a drink. It’s no one’s problem that you cannot afford your own ‘poison’ 1.When you are eventually offered a drink, order a cheap one. Don’t use this as an opportunity to futz around with expensive liquor. Do not order whiskies, or ‘elite’ brands like Heineken, Windhoek or Guarana. Order bo-Black Label and or Castle.. 2.drink slowly. O seka wa patlaketsa. You also shouldn’t finish your drink before the ‘Master’ (the person sponsoring your drinks). 3.In cases where you are hanging out with the ‘Master’, accept your status as the left-hand person. You must carry the drinks from the counter. 4.It’s also your job to break the ice. When you put the drinks in the cooler box, ensure that yours are at the top, and the ones at the bottom are for the “Master”. 5.When it comes to dancing, you must own the dance floor. O itjukutje. 6.As the left-hand person, you must also laugh at all the ‘Master’s jokes. 7.You are also not allowed to get drunk. It’s rude to get drunk on another person’s tab. 8.When it comes to picking up boys or girls, let the “Master” choose the cute one first. Wena o wa masalela!
Posted on: Fri, 19 Dec 2014 08:36:10 +0000
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