There is an epidemic spreading across America. It causes loss of reasoning ability and impedes the process of common sense decision making. This epidemic has affected some 60+million Americans in recent years. The name of this condition is known as "Cranial-Rectal Insertion Syndrome." It is believed to have originated in Washington, D.C. and the broadcast studios of the major television networks. Once afflicted, the condition is considered to be terminal. May God have Mercy on us all.
Posted on: Mon, 12 Aug 2013 17:18:22 +0000