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Theres this guy who moved into the building I work at with his parents paying for it. He always acts as if he is better than everyone. Last week he had left his phone on our rooftop. Our guys thought we had it but it ended up being a different phone. I come in after my days off not knowing much about the story. He comes into my office all guns blazing! Douche: Hey so did you find my phone? Me: No, sorry, can’t seem to find it. If I hear anything about it I’ll give you a call. Douche all angry: Well I’m warning you right now! I work for the Dept of Defense. That phone has sensitive information on it. If I report that you guys lost it, the FBI will come in here and rip everything apart, dig into everything and make a lot of trouble for you! Me with a smile on my face: Sure….... Just make sure they bring a warrant. And btw…… You lost the phone not me. Douche now in total Bruh mode: Hey Maaan, I’ll level with you. If they find out I’m in big trouble man. I could lose my job. Please try and find it for me please!!!! Bahahahaha

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