Things Old(er) People Say That Piss Me Off: 1) Wow youve grown hey? Youve even got a beard & a deep voice now - No shit! Im 24yrs of age what did you think, that I was gonna stay as a baby & never grow as a man? Come on... Logic 2) You look just like me when I was younger - meant as a compliment, is really an insult. Heres why: Their hairstyles were horrendous back then, they barely took care of themselves & they didnt gym - I gym... Everyday! 3) So... When are you gonna get married - I mean come on! Im 24yrs old. Who gets married at 24?.... Besides every girl on my Facebook :/ 4) So after you graduate law school, youre gonna become a hotshot lawyer huh? - yeah sure Ill just walk right up to Pearson Hardman in Suits, look for Harvey, Jessica or Louis & be like here I am... Hire me 5) Hi do you remember me? Im your dads friend... You probably wont remember, you were 8 when I visited - 1) No I dont remember you, youre my dads friend not mine. 2) Why do you look so happy to remember 8yr old me... :/ ? 6) Tell your parents Ill call them later - You called to say youll call them later? Why dont you just, oh I dont know, Call them later. 7) I used to bath you & play with you as a child - Where the f*** was my mom?! 8) My daughters single - For a reason! 9) So whats the future look like for Joe? - Hang on, let me get my crystal ball & find out. 10) Your parents & I have been friends since university, has your dad ever told you the story of.... - No... He never told me that story & now I know why. Just some of the things Ive heard this week, thought Id share.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 11:55:16 +0000
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