This I wrote at 4:55 this morning April 1st AKA April Fools Day.....Sometimes the simplest most basic joke is the best and I am the doofus to prove such. Knowing April Fools Day was coming I forewarned the she devil I was not going to talk to her, my sons, my coworkers, and I was only going to do test on patients who were unconscious and on ventilators today. I also said I was thinking of renting a hotel to put some distance between me and her evil. For the rest of the story I shall say she or her and not Tina the wife I may or may not dearly love. She set the alarm an hour early which is no problem in that I am out like a rock way before she is done brushing her teeth before bed. She covered the time on the cable box digital clock somehow, to which I do not know if she use electrical tape or a rag because and I am still ignorant of what is going on and I simply assume it is either broken or...well I just did not want to figure what was wrong because I WAS SO TIRED and I dare not turn on the lights to wake up the lovely wife. Well I shower, get dressed, and set her alarm. Do you think I saw the time then? No I did not, because I dont look at her time because I just flip a switch to turn the alarm on. Of course after the fact I am sure she set her clock ahead an hour along with setting back the time of her alarm. No need for her to say April Fools at 4 in the morning because she hates waking up so early like the rest of humane society. After I set the alarm I kiss her goodbye and noticed maybe a slight smirk lying beneath the slumbering prankster. Well any how the drive to work was very pleasant because the traffic was nonexistent and the parking lot practically empty. Yes she changed the time in the car. So I arrive at work and the automatic doors are locked and I try to pry them open, like Bruce Willis, without success and see the security guard who has mercy on me and opens the door. I give him a snide remark that patients sometimes arrive as early as 5 or 5:30 and he nods in agreement that I am correct. I am thinking I might complain to make sure he is doing his job of opening the doors on time. So I arrive to the door at my department which has badge access and it wont open and wont open till 5:30 EST. Remember it really is only 4:30. I have to go to the 24 hour access door and as I am walking through and all what I wrote above flashes through my mind. I wake up everyone in the hospital (including the patients on ventilators) with a scream I HATE TINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I really didnt yell out but I did say an expletive in my mind).
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 21:08:04 +0000
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