This innocuous photo is one of the most awkward Ive ever taken. Pictured are my friends Kari, John, Henry, Me, and my creeper with his arm around me. Why is my creeper in my photo? Funny you should ask. I got invited to Shakiras Album Release party by Kari and John and since I couldnt bring the misses, I decided to bring my homie Henry. I was dancing and enjoying the scene when my Creeper approaches me and says, Youre so handsome, can I kiss you for five seconds? First you should shoot for like a second and second and more importantly Im a straight guy with a girlfriend! So I continue dancing when I feel grinding and someone feel up my shirt. Its my Creeper! I say dude, behave yourself. The night is cool until the group photo. We all sit down on the couch when suddenly my creeper emerges from the crowd. He joins us for a group photo and puts his arm around me. He tries grabbing the other arm and forcing it around his neck while scolding me in a demonic voice, Quit Resisting Me!!! I nonchalantly make a pose with my captured arm to avoid a scene. I kept cool throughout the night because I dont want to cause a scene and spoil the Shakira party. If it were a lesser celebrity maybe. :p Good Awkward Times. :)
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 21:14:15 +0000
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