This is a story about how fat i am. So I decided to join the Air Force, as I wanted to do out of highschool. Amongst my biggest regrets was letting athletic scholarships pass me by, and not finishing college. Not because in didnt want to, but because it was financially out of my reach. Under present circumstances, without divine intervention, full time education seems roughly equivalent to myself having a functional relationship. But I digress... I cant join because.... *drum roll* Im morbidly obese! Thats right folks, not fat. Not even regular ol obese. MORBIDLY! I would in fact have to be 178lbs. Max. Thats less than when I damn near starved myself, did several hours of cardio a day, 3 hours of wrestling practice, plus weight training. And at that I was under 10% body fat and 190 lbs. They refuse to even do a body fat test on me. So, if anybody needs me, Ill be locked in a concentration camp, until I make weight.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 19:16:46 +0000