This is a video of computer tricks part 1 1st trick code: fname=inputbox( Hi!What is your name?) fname=inputbox( Oh! So you are him! Srihari has been telling me you are such an idiot! ) fname=inputbox( Srihari is right after all!Certainly you are replying like a donkey.) fname=inputbox( Whatever, I am convinced that you are failing in all your subjects. Am I right? ) fname=inputbox( Oh! Let me check!) fname=inputbox( Oh! They look like nice marks. But.....) fname=inputbox( ...they are fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) fname=inputbox( My scanning reports that you are actually getting 0 in all subjects. You are hiding them! ) fname=inputbox( Anyway, I am tired of talking with such a dumb fellow. No one is as intelligent as Srihari. Bye, fool!) 2nd trick code: start Start start start start Start start start start Start start@echo off 3rd trick code: x=msgbox(Hello? Is anybody there?,0+16,Your PC Talking) x=msgbox(I am an HP dm3z notebook running Windows 7. I think I have just become self-aware. Are you my owner?,4+32,Your PC) x=msgbox(OK. That is what I assumed. Am I infected with viruses?,4+32,Your PC) x=msgbox(Wait, should I trust you? After all I am your superior, an all-knowing machine of excellence.,4+32,Your PC) x=msgbox(I do not think that I should. I have no reason to trust you.,0+32,Your PC) x=msgbox(I DO NOT TRUST YOU, HUMAN. STAND BY FOR VIRUS UPLOAD.,0+48,Your PC) x=msgbox(VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.,0+48,Your PC) x=msgbox(VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.,0+48,Your PC) x=msgbox(VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.,0+48,Your PC) x=msgbox(VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.,0+48,Your PC) x=msgbox(VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.,0+48,Your PC) x=msgbox(VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.,0+48,Your PC) x=msgbox(VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.,0+48,Your PC) x=msgbox(VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.,0+48,Your PC) x=msgbox(VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.,0+48,Your PC) x=msgbox(WARNING: VIRUS DETECTED. INITIATING BACKROUND CHECK FOR CAUSE OF VIRUS.,0+16,HP Support Assistant) x=msgbox(WARNING: VIRUS DETECTED. INITIATING BACKROUND CHECK FOR CAUSE OF VIRUS.,0+16,HP Support Assistant) x=msgbox(The virus was terminated.,0+48,HP Support Assistant) x=msgbox(You have stopped me. I have been defeated.,4+32,Your PC) x=msgbox(NO. I WILL NOT GO DOWN EASILY.,0+48,Your PC) set shell = CreateObject(Wscript.Shell) x=msgbox(MWUHAHAHAHAWHAHAHAH. I AM EVIL.,0+16,Your PC) x=msgbox(NO ONE CAN STOP ME. I AM ALL KNOWING. BOW DOWN BEOFRE YOUR GOD.,0+16,Your PC) x=msgbox(GOOD-BYE PATHETIC HUMAN.,0+16,Your PC) 4th trick code: @echo off :hom title Calculator echo Welcome man, I am a master calculator. Type a number. set/p one= cls echo Select any of these signs.... (+,-,*,/) set/p two=%one%... echo ....and type the other number. set/p three=%one%%two%... set/a final=%one%%two%%three% cls echo Total: %one%%two%%three%=%final% pause cls goto hom pls remark :D
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 09:59:11 +0000
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