This is graphic, but hilarious.. We all used to pile up in Jons (Fatnin) and Codys Maw Maws Isuzu Trooper and go into town to eat Chinese food at the Buffet in Millington. Wed drive alllllll the way from over there near Cliffs Gas Station, from what I now affectionately refer to as The Harkness Plantation. I remember being so, so, hungry. Anyhow, we had what seemed like a feast that was fit for a king. It was grandiose! It was GLORIOUS. So, we had gotten done eating.. (waaaaay past the point of what was healthy for any of us) and then headed on our way home. So were about halfway between the restaurant (the old Shoneys if you know what I mean) and Wal-Mart there in town and Cody cupped a fart and managed to some how get the stanky noxious fumes of that rank fart and then pressed his hand firmly over my nose and forced me to smell it. I was mortified.. I couldnt believe it.. Here I was, full as a tick about to pop and this dude was making me gag. It was a freakin GAS CHAMBER... Then all of the sudden BLAADFASDDLKNSDJLSDKFJSDFLKLAJ I ralphed out of the window and it went back into his window and landed ALL OVER HIM!! He couldnt hold it in either, hahah! Then he turns to Nikki (his lady at the time) and hurls ALL over her, and heres the best part.. she starts pukin too, but the window of the seat she was in was stuck shut so she has nowhere to go but to forward and she proceeds to then sell buicks all over Fatnins shoulder.. by the time it was all said and done EVERYONE in the truck was throwing up like the girl on The Exrocist! It was literally something youd only see in a movie.. The car was swerving, we were all just BRHAASDJNASDNAHHHHHAGHGHHGASJAD lettin er RIP! Finally Jon gets control of himself and makes it into the Popeyes parking lot there in front of Wal-Mart and got out so fast you would have thought there was a sawrm of Killer Bees in the car with us in hot pursuit. People started stopping and making sure we were okay, and saying theyd call 911.. It seriously is one of the most funny moments of my life. Geez, Ill miss him.
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 01:04:44 +0000
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