This isnt Naruto/Shippuden related, but I found it funny and thought you guys might enjoy it. Though the joke might be quite old... Enjoy! ~BSC-chan ~~~ One bright Sunday morning Cindy and Mark took their eight year old son, Little Johnny, to church. They sat right in the front so Little Johnny could get all the benefits from church. But as we know eight year old boys do not like church at all. Especially Little Johnny. Halfway through the pastors sermon Little Johnny fell asleep. The pastor noticed this, and it was distracting him from preaching. He decided to go over to Little Johnny and ask him a question about God. Son, do you know who created all the heavens and earth? His mother, Cindy, who did not want to be embarrassed by her son falling asleep, stuck a pin in her sons right butt cheek. GOD! Cried Little Johnny. Very good, the pastor replied. For he could not say it was wrong. And he continued on. But a short while later, Little Johnny fell asleep again. The pastor once again noticed this and decided to ask another question Who was Mary and Josephs son? The pastor asked. Little Johnnys dad, Mark, did not want to be embarrassed either, so he stuck a pin in his sons left butt cheek. JESUS CHRIST! yelled Little Johnny. And once again the pastor replied Very good. Near the end of the church service, Little Johnny could not control himself and fell asleep again. For the last time, the pastor decided to embarrass him and ask a very hard question. What did Eve say to Adam on the morning when they woke up on the first day? But before Little Johnnys parents could do anything Little Johnny shouted, IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, IM GOING TO TAKE IT AND BREAK IT IN HALF!
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 11:42:20 +0000
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