This morning, I was only a boy, a doe-eyed initiate in the world of urban apartment upkeep... But today I crawled through the dark caverns of Cabinetry, drew forth the Canned Goods, and choked through the fumes of bug spray, armed only with a roll of paper towels... I have emerged with a new name. I am MILES, COCKROACH SLAYER! Flee before me, insects, lest you taste the wrath of my pet-safe roach killer!
Posted on: Tue, 30 Jul 2013 17:19:59 +0000
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