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This pickup line tops them all: "If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would kill myself rather than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made by a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself" How do people come up with this shit ?
Posted on: Fri, 23 Aug 2013 05:26:09 +0000

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