This took place at my apartment in Columbus , Ga. in early Sept. of 1975. My beautiful wife was pregnant with our first child , Wyman Thornton & Bobby Nobles were drinking with me , when Bob left to make another beer run. Bob rang the doorbell when he came back , I shouted who is it , Bob answered it`s me , I said stand back away from the door , so I can see you. Poor Bob never knew when I was joking , jumped back away from the door. After a few more hours of hard drinking , Wyman dozed off on the sofa , Juanita went into the bedroom to change clothes , Bob went to the bathroom because he was feeling dizzy . My wife`s identical twin --Freida came to the door --uh oh , lightning just struck the outhouse. I grabbed Freida up in my arms in a slow dance saying don`t say a word , just watch this. As Bob came walking back into the living room , I asked Freida :honey , are you sure that you feel like dancing . Bob hit the panic button , he didn`t know that Juanita had an identical twin , he woke Wyman up saying get up man ,Juanita`s has already had that baby while we were both passed out. The look on both their faces was absolutely priceless , even after Juanita came out of the bedroom showing baby clothes to Bob .
Posted on: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 13:08:00 +0000
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