Through the milling confusion rushed a battalion of Brownie Scouts, cracking skulls right and left with over baked cookies, while a kosher butcher, with his vorpal meat cleaver, reduced the enemy to meat knish. Red-assed baboons charged in behind him, pushing super-market carts armed with fifty calibre machine guns. A rock-and-roll group headed by a young long-hair trumpeter named Gabriel played the jerk while a team of trained surgeons removed one appendix after another, throwing in the occasional lobotomy to avoid monotony. Four squealing transvestites in silk evening gowns swung, with deadly accuracy, blue sequined purses filled with cement, while cavemen and Pygmies hurled poisoned confetti. A dayglow orange unicorn reared up with seven soldiers impaled on his horn like so many unpaid bills, and a man-eating plant with an Oxford accent sucked dry one spinal column after another with a sound like a rude boy trying to stuck up the last drop of a milkshake. Sadistic peacocks circulated among the wounded, tickling to death the unwary with their feathers. A pregnant ten-year-old teeny-bopper, smashed on acid, mercilessly beat all comers at chess, passing the time between moves by painting pictures of her favorite celebrities, Marshal Ky, Marshal Koli and Adolf Hitler, on her naked but flat chest, with purple lipstick.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 01:03:53 +0000
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