Time for some serious business and advise..... Hide your sense of humor. Erase the words smile, joke, and laugh from your vocabulary; concentrate on frowning. If youve been working a 60 hour week, try 65 or 70 or 75! Spending more time at work will give you less time to consider how stressed you are. Consume vast quantities of caffeine. As a stimulant it will ensure that you are awake day and night. Practice the art of hurry up and wait. This means dashing off to join a line-up somewhere - like the bank, cinema, or ticket outlet. Never read a book or listen to music. Play Hide and Seek by concealing important documents from yourself. Tell yourself that your abilities are unlimited. Do not waver from this conviction until you are fired for lack of competence. Giggle nervously. It will make other people nervous, meetings will be unproductive and you wont come away with a long list of things to do. When feeling stressful, breathe deeply and hyperventilate until you pass out. Take up gardening. Nothing can be more stressful if you dont like it. When things are going badly, knock your head against the wall. The resulting headache will supersede the original problem.
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 02:24:08 +0000
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