Time to eat the rich. Starting with Nasty Maurice, whose friends have been far too good to him. For the eating, we should use lions, and follow the Belloc Gradual Method of consumption ... Jim There was a Boy whose name was Jim; His Friends were very good to him. They gave him Tea, and Cakes, and Jam, And slices of delicious Ham, And Chocolate with pink inside And little Tricycles to ride, And read him Stories through and through, And even took him to the Zoo— But there it was the dreadful Fate Befell him, which I now relate. You know—or at least you ought to know, For I have often told you so— That Children never are allowed To leave their Nurses in a Crowd; Now this was Jims especial Foible, He ran away when he was able, And on this inauspicious day He slipped his hand and ran away! He hadnt gone a yard when—Bang! With open Jaws, a lion sprang, And hungrily began to eat The Boy: beginning at his feet. Now, just imagine how it feels When first your toes and then your heels, And then by gradual degrees, Your shins and ankles, calves and knees, Are slowly eaten, bit by bit. No wonder Jim detested it! No wonder that he shouted ``Hi! The Honest Keeper heard his cry, Though very fat he almost ran To help the little gentleman. ``Ponto! he ordered as he came (For Ponto was the Lions name), ``Ponto! he cried, with angry Frown, ``Let go, Sir! Down, Sir! Put it down! The Lion made a sudden stop, He let the Dainty Morsel drop, And slunk reluctant to his Cage, Snarling with Disappointed Rage. But when he bent him over Jim, The Honest Keepers Eyes were dim. The Lion having reached his Head, The Miserable Boy was dead! When Nurse informed his Parents, they Were more Concerned than I can say:— His Mother, as She dried her eyes, Said, ``Well—it gives me no surprise, He would not do as he was told! His Father, who was self-controlled, Bade all the children round attend To Jamess miserable end, And always keep a-hold of Nurse For fear of finding something worse. allpoetry/poem/8493335-Jim-by-Hilaire_Belloc
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 01:59:37 +0000
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