Today is rajini kants 64th happywala birthday. Wishing him long and healthy life. Here i have collected some best jokes of rajini kant. Please read them. You will surely enjoy them. Sachin, the god of cricket. Sehwag, the rajinikanth of cricket. Rajini, the sachin of cricket. Rajinikanth can kill the living room. Rajinikanth can give missed call to his own number. Some people get lucky, and kill 2 birds with one stone. Rajini kant once killed 4 birds with half a stone. What? You think there is nothing such thing as half a stone? Well, the 4 birds didnt think so either. God created the earth and the heaven in 6 days, he took rest the 7th day and created rajinikanth. Rajinikanth does not answer natures call, nature answers rajinikanths call. Government of india pay tax to rajinikanth for living here. Einstein said you cant move at the speed of light, obviously, he was not kicked by rajinikanth. Adam and eve are the children of rajinikanth. Rajini is so fast that he always comes yesterday. Rajinikant can get rid of his shadow. Rajinis favourite dish, laal mirchi ki meethi kheer. Rajini can eat dosas with chopsticks. The boxoffice collection of raw.1 is less than the parking collection of robot. Once rajinikanth became the coach of indian cricket team and guess why india won the fifa world cup. People update their status with their blackberry, eyephone, eyepad, etc. Rajinikant updates his facebook status with a calculator. Rajinikanth got 150 questions in the exam paper asking solve any 100 questions. Rajinikanth answered all 150 questions and wrote, raskalla, check any 100 questions. Rajini participates in long jumps in every 4 years. Those years are called as leap years. Once rajinikanth was a guest contestant in KBC. Amitab says: computer ji, rajini ko pehla sawal poochiye. Computer says: mein 4 lifelines use karna chahta hun. Once rajinikanth called a person and said: go to hell. Today that person is called as yam raj. Once rajinikanth told a joke to a little kid. Today that man is known as laughing buddha. Rajinikanth can cure a cancer with his first aid box. Rajinikanth took the support of a building to tie his shoe lace. That building is known as the leaning tower of pisa. Rajinikanth knows those 2 persons who shake hands in the nokia cell phones. Rajinikants dog can bend a pipe with its tail. Shiva: where is my trishool? Parvathi: rajinikanth took it. Shiva: why? Parvathi: to eat maggy. Rajinikant calls an indian airlines and asks: how long will it take to fly from chennai to kolkata? Airline: 1 hour sir. Rajini: its better to walk then. Munni badnaam hui rajnikanth ki liye. When rajnikanth gets depressed, the world faces the great depression. When rajinikanths pc hangs then its time for the release of next windows. Rajinikanth can sneeze with open eyes. Rajinikanth can make dog say: meow meow. Santa clause waits for the gift from rajinikanth every christmas. Rajinikanth taught yoga to baba ramdev. One of rajinikanths hobby: swimming on tsunami. Once rajinikanth dropped a coin from the balcony. He went down to pick it up, but it was not there. Do you know why? Rajini reached there before the coin. When rajini had surgery, the anasthesia was applied to doctors. The apple which fell on newton was actually thrown by rajinikanth. The sun doesnt rise until rajini say good morning. Once rajini, after chiewing the paan, spit on the wall of the building. That building is popularly known as the red fort. Rajinikanth saw the movie break ke baad before the break. Once rajini kant shouted at the boy for not wearing the cap in the hot sun. Today that boy is called as himesh reshmia. Rajinikanths pulse is measured in rictor scale. Rajinikanth ploughes the field with his toes. Once superman, spiderman and batman visited the house of rajinikanth together. It was the teachers day. Computer does not give the warning to rajinikanth, rajini warns the computer. Rajini award goes to oscar. Twitter follows rajini. Facebook likes rajini. Rajini was born on 30th february. Since that day, that day was removed from the calendar, so nobody gets the birthday on the same day. When rajini gets angry at the sun, the sun hides behind the moon. That phenominon is called as the solar eclipse. Rajini never tweets, he only rors. Rajini can send the SMS through a landline phone. Rajinikanth does not write books, the words assemble themselves. Behind every successful man, there is a women. Behind every dead man, there is rajinikanth. The computer virus are looking for anti rajinikanth softwares. Rajinikanth can tie his shoe laces with his feet. Rajnikanth can make a fire, by rubbing 2 ice cubes together. Rajini irons his shirt by wearing it. Rajini can squeeze an orange juice from the banana. Rajini first takes the gold medal, then starts the race. In the back of the book of world records, it says, all records are held by rajinikanth. The one who are listed here are in the secont place. Rajini went for morning walk. The police arested him in the afternoon. Because he reached USA without visa. Some actors set bench marks in cinema, rajini sets desk marks. Once god was surprised at something, he exclaimed, OMR! O my rajinikanth!!! Only rajinikanth know: kown banega crorepathi, choli ke peeche kya hai. Rajinikanths E mail id: gmail@rajinikanth. Once rajinikanth had to make 24 runs in 1 ball. He hit the ball in such a way that it got broken in to 4 pieces and he got 4 6s. Jenies rub rajinikanth, and he grants them 3 wishes. Even gajini remembers rajini. Rajinikanth wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his range. Rajinikanth can make onions cry. Rajinikanth can delete the recycle bin. Rajinikanth can divide 0 from 0. Rajini does not wear a wrist watch. What decides what time it is. Rajinikanth does not breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call. Rajinikanth does not pay attention, attention pays rajinikanth. Rajini once entered the race, he came first, second and third. Once a girl lost her virginity. Rajinikanth brought it back. Rajinikanth know which came first, the egg or the chicken. Rajini can cut the diamond with his finger. Rajinikanth can kill 2 stones with 1 bird. Rajinikanth got his driver lisence at the age of 16 seconds. Rajinikanth drinks tea in the world cup. Once rajinikanth went to play cricket during the monsoon. The rain was canseled due to the match. Did you enjoy? Comments please.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 07:03:24 +0000
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