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Tonight I took the kids to the carnival....they were on their first ride together and I was there smiling and watching....well this man who I believe had a lil too much happy juice came up to me and said...Youre purdy. I said (feeling very awkward)....Its the dark. LOL...He said....You wanna go to the bar with me? LOL..I said, Well I have 2 kids and they want to ride rides...but thank you! LOL AWKWARD....and he goes Well if you change your mind, I will meet you there. I dont have my license cause that SOB sheriff arrested me for driving on suspended and I will never get them back. LOL At this time, Ive had enough...and I said, yeah that SOB sheriff has a purdy wife though. He said, He## no he dont...she is as ugly as a horses butt (other word)...I said, Well Im his wife. The guy looked at me and said...I dont buy liars drinks. LOL One of the few times in my life I get hit on it is by a toothless drunken male that calls Dwayne an SOB, says his wife is as ugly as a horses butt and when I tell him who I am he calls me a liar! Do I have luck or what!!!!! Until we meet again, N
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 02:41:37 +0000

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