Top 16 indications that you are from sales- (16) You own an expensive smartphone, yet you hate it when it rings. (15) You define career crisis as Market Visit by Top Management. (14) Your wallet is always filled with a bunch of old restaurant bills and bus/train tickets. (13) Your boss suspects youve been bunking work if your clothes dont look disheveled in the evening. (12) You develop an extensive vocabulary filled with colourful vernacular adjectives that refer to mothers and sisters. (11) You hate rains. (Unless you are an umbrella salesman) (10) Your idea of Shit Happens is when 31st of a month falls on a Sunday. (9) You ask for commitments from your kid regarding the marks he will score in his upcoming school test. (8) When your kid finally scores 95% in school, you shout at him for not having achieved 100% of target. (7) You laugh when TV ads of face lotions talk about protecting your complexion from harmful sunlight (6) All family outings/vacations/trips are to be planned strictly between the 1st and 15th of any month. (5) The word Channel doesnt remind you of television at all. (4) You watched Rocket Singh with your family and gave them live commentary throughout the movie (3) You can survive on six glasses of chai and a dozen cigarettes everyday. (2) While shopping, you irritate the shopkeeper by asking, ye stock kahan se aata hai? for every product in his shop. (1) You lost your virginity in Bangkok....
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