Top Ten Indicators Your Employer Has Changed To Obamacare Health Plan (according to David Letterman) (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters (9) Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park” (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of fudgesicles (7) The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter (6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is “an apple a day” (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month (4) The statement… “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges”…is not a typographical error (3) The only expense covered 100% is…”Embalming” (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them (1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
Posted on: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 14:22:30 +0000