Ttic .. Interesting FACTs .. MEN VS WOMEN .. Did You Know?! *A woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5 minutes” and a Man’s “I’ll be home in 5 minutes” are exactly the same ! *A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs ... A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need, because it’s on sale. *Women always have the last word in an argument ... Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument. *A woman worries about the future — until she gets a husband ... A man never worries about the future — until he gets a wife. *Men are vain; they will check themselves out in a mirror ... Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, and bald heads *When purchasing a shampoo: Women look for: Effectiveness, Brand, Smell, what it does to hair, Ingredients, Color, Quality, Design, Recommendations, Reviews, Quantity, popularity ... Men look for: It says Shampoo *Women lie about their age ... Men lie about their Income *A woman makes a list of things she needs, then goes out to the store and buys those things ... A Man waits till there is nothing left in the fridge, then goes grocery shopping and buys everything that looks good. *If Rosy, Jane and Anne go out for lunch, they will call each other Rosy, Jane and Anne ... If John, Mike and Paul go out they will call each other Scrappy, Big Bear and KingKong *A man has five items in his bathroom — a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn ... The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 247. A man cannot identify most of these items. *To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little ...To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & forget about understanding her at all!! Enjoy ya weekend Gud pipo!!
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 21:34:13 +0000
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