Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasnt ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, I bet any minute now some senior citizen is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what were selling. No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior citizen walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked What are you sellin here? One of the men replied sarcastically, Were selling assh*les. Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, Youre doing well. Only two left.
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 11:34:05 +0000
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