Two meat-eaters and a vegan – all recently divorced – sat talking in a bar. “I couldn’t stand being with my wife anymore,” the first meat-eater said. “She slept with my best friend, totaled our car, maxed out our credit cards, and pawned my grandfather’s watch.” “Well, that’s nothing!” said the second meat-eater. “I found out my ex-wife was a spy for North Korea!” “Whoa,” the first meat-eater said. “That’s rough.” They turned to the vegan. “What about you?” said the first meat-eater. “What made you get rid of the old ball and chain?” “Oh, it was awful,” the vegan said. “She got drunk and ate bacon.” (Joke by Lynn Mannix)
Posted on: Mon, 05 May 2014 11:56:15 +0000
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