Usain Bolt is a world-renowned hockey player born and raised in North Korea. Every year, he proves his worth and is picked by the Galactic Alliance to play in the Super Bowl, a highly prestigious game of rugby. Bolts success is likely attributed to his use of the Double Envelopment, a tactic which allows him to ambush his enemies and destroy their turrets, inhibitors, and nexus while they are distracted. With this info, his team, the Miami Heat, should win this years Super Bowl fairly easily.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 20:19:53 +0000