VACANCY: Employer seeking a girlfriend in order to recover from a mixture of post-holiday blues and man-flu. CONTRACT: Temporary, initially short-term; will be reviewed upon completion of a trial period. HOURS: 15 (a large percentage of this will be taken up by hangover Sundays). RESPONSIBILITIES (will include but not limited to): attention-giving, ego-scratching, neck tickling, ice-cream providing, compliment-throwing, midday nap-taking, and Netflix-appreciating. EXPERIENCE: Experience in teaching a man how to iron a shirt in less than one hour is preferred but not essential. PAY: One packet of Chilli Heatwave Doritos and one Dairy Milk Mint Crisp per week. DEADLINE: 6pm today. Mahon Enterprises is an equal opportunities employer. No time-wasters please. Successful applicant(s) should note that this job, if successful, may create further vacancies within the same business centre (particularly across Danny Hughes Enterprises, and La Enterprisia de la Brian Daly Bermúdez).
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 13:56:42 +0000
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