VIP- Vetti Indian Producers Dhanush has a nice family, a strict father, an unusually nice mother (I wonder how my mother would react if i dint work and asked for 2 grand to party with friends. I would have ended up with 2 slippers strategically aimed at my head and 2 hrs worth of advise) and a hard working brother ( who is also street smart BTW, i mean who wants to own up to losing 40K?). He has a neighbor aunty who happily lets him inside the house when no ones home and they watch some serial together (ever heard of those creeps who come slit your throat and steal your jewels aunty?) and she also tells him about her daughter who is 25 and earns 2 L (had i known dentists earn so much, I wouldnt have done engineering either!) And namma 2 Lakh akka has still not gotten over her deiva thirumagal days and spots this tried and tested fake vibudhi look. As for her looks, the less said the better. Dhanush falls for this girl and they go on a date, the girl proposes, the mum dies. (They had to kill her, otherwise how can the movie get the emotional quotient? She couldnt call her other son, who might have in turn tried calling hero sir. No. Not in tamil cinema. No. Ten times she will call only Dhanush. Stupid woman had to give him a guilt trip even in her deathbed) Again the security measures these ladies take is simply un-get-overable. I wonder how everyone managed to open the door, find out she is dead, call the husband and other son (who were out of town and miraculously came back) and all this before the poor hero dude got back from his unfulfilled make out session. I agree he was pissed with the mum (She slapped him. BFD! ) but am sure he would have attended a call from an unknown number (which Chennai guy doesnt have wrong-number-figure-correction dreams?) Now in the second half he grows a beard, has the reminiscence from his psycho role days (divya divya divya!) and gets a job from the guy whose daughter gets dead moms lungs (who not only came completely clean off cigarettes but also went through an avtar change and wore only salwars). Dhanush gets into Padayappa mode (the typical heroic rise-from-the-ashes scene that kollywood movies swear by). Bad tamil guy (I think he was meant to be the villain) and his gang of cronies mess with our dude. Enter 1000s of VIPs (velai illa pattadharis) who saw all this on a facebook page (dudes if facebook worked that well, i would have been a successful writer/ artist by now). Not one of them is a girl. Oh wait only men do hard work. Only men dont get jobs. We all bat our lashes through 4 years of engineering (quote the 3 minute long dialogue here) and our beauty gets us all placed. And oh we only do home science never civil engineering. And we can only doll up, show off our bad driving skills and make out with the heroes in cars. Somewhere around now Vivek comes and goes like Minnalu. Dhanush smokes dum (but tells the salwar chic not to smoke cos he promised mommy), says gut - shitting punch dialogues, shows 6 ribs and builds an ugly apartment. Amul Baby Jain apologizes phirsht class. ---The end---
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 06:47:19 +0000
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