Vee Hickle My entry from my dream journal of last night I wanted to share. Thanks for helping me defeat the aliens. Me and Vee went to Florida to visit my Grandmother. Many of my family members were there and we went to the local Haggen store to get stuff for sandwiches. One thing we got for the sandwiches were red wildflowers that had a strange spicy smell and flavor. At the deli we got some meat and cheese. When we went to check out, I blacked out and woke up at my car. Vee was there too and it was after 5pm. I thought where did my grocery basket go? I called navi the fairy to ask but she was missing. We went back into the store and the manager said they closed at 5pm. Unlike Washington the stores in Florida usually close at 5. We went back to grandmas where we became stick figure animations. Somehow we blacked out again and when I woke up I was confronted by a pig who looked like me. The shape shifting pig had Vee held captive and the Vee that had seemingly passed out with me revealed as another shape shifting pig. It seemed when we passed out at the store Vee was replaced by an imposter and taken hostage by the pig. The pigs told me I was coming with them to their base. When we got there, the pigs were working for the aliens who were using them to capture hostages to burn at the steak. Up next was Porky Pig. dibity dibity dibity damn it said Porky Pig as he was impaled on a skewer and brunt at the steak. From this point on I viewed the rest of what happened through the perception of the pig who impersonated me. I (as the pig) attacked one of the aliens and took his jet pack. I took off into the air and flew away until I ended up in Italy. I wanted to go see the prime minster of Italy and went to the building where I was greeted by the receptionist. I told her that aliens had invaded America and were using us pigs to capture all the other cartoons to sacrifice to the aliens. Im just a cartoon pig I said. She told me cartoons werent real. I insisted I was a cartoon pig, why else could I be able to talk. She told me it was because of all the hormones we put in food. I continued to argue with her that cartoons were real. What about Squidward she said. I said I know Squidward. He lives under the sea She insisted I took a patch of anti-psychotics and was sent to the loony bin. I refused the patch and she said just take this milder one on my arm and Ill give you this cigar. I took them and she slapped another patch onto my forehead where the chemicals seeped into my brain sedating me. Her and the guards came to take me to the loony bin against my will. On the way a spaceship came from the distance. There they are, its the aliens coming for us I exclaimed. She was shocked and we went to the beach to watch the ship. At the beach Carl and Vee were there washed ashore. They had fallen out of the ship and were disorinted. Somehow it seemed months had gone by but they had a plan to defeat the aliens. It turned out aliens would attack us by dumping pasta onto our heads from their spaceships. Carl and Vee had discovered by putting food bowls upside down on our heads that the pasta would just fall off. We told the dishes company to make us all kinds of bowls as armor and give them to everybody. The aliens retreated in defeat and they dishes company made a fortune. The End
Posted on: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 23:56:00 +0000
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