ViaInsidenaija Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds _______________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. _______________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables. _______________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell crocodile? GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L TEACHER: No, thats wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) _______________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said its H to O. _______________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didnt have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! _______________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, Im a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with I. MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, I am. MILLIE: All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet _______________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his fathers cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didnt punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...... _______________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I dont have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on My Dog is exactly the same as your brothers.. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No sir, Its the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ____________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher _______________________________ PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOULS MEDICINE!!.... For teachers especially!hahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahaha This is to inform you that a new comedian has just arrived on facebook. His name is calebsco, he is from 9ja village, he can make you laugh for 3hours straight. I so much believe on him because he is funny more than all other comedians. This guy is a born comedian. Hahahahahahahaha. Am laughing because of this new comedian jokes. You want to laugh abi? Oya like his page>>>The New Comedian dont scroll down yet, like his page to laugh away your sorrows, click on this blue link> The New Comedian and pls like. You will laugh till your stomach began to pain you. What are you waiting for, just click on this blue link»»The New Comedian then like the page and laugh away your sorrows.
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