WANTED ~~ 1). Experienced magically enchanted staff-wielding Magi - must be fairly aged, and able to communicate with bushes that burn though no one else can see it, and skilled at providing global positioning guidance regardless of obstacles that should be inconveniently placed in our way by others, including the God(s)ess(es), who should have known better than to screw with our crew. 2). Specially gifted water walking wizard - we are open to a lack of actual battle and adventurer’s experience, as long as said wizard can be shown to have been born from a teenage virgin who was already betrothed to another man which can be verified by astronomical lore, along with the notarized written affidavit of reference from the local guild of warlocks - resurrection and healing spell casting ability a plus. 3). Wandering clairvoyant, seer and fortune teller with an eidetic memory who is able to mediate secular problems with absolute divine mandates regardless of how dark, twisted, perverse and violent - association with at least one of the Archangels in the isolation of the desert will result in automatic hire. Yall bring your CV, references, armor, shields, wands, staffs, Vorpal blades, explosive vests and any other special credentials to Aladdin’s Castle circa 1982, Mississippi Gulf Coast - particularly identified as the city of Biloxi, Earth, just past the water tower at Edgewater Mall. Should your omniscience fail to locate our party of eternal champions and wayward travelers due to the really convenient roll of protection provided (once again) by our own outcast High Elf Prince, who shall remain unnamed at this point - simply follow the newly whispered directives from the otherworldly assassin who has just now pressed one of the finest blades of instant evisceration against your throat to lead you to our table for our consideration. Make your peace now and bring lots of quarters. This game of Joust isnt going to start itself. youtu.be/ep65rr-9qjQ
Posted on: Sat, 21 Jun 2014 17:39:29 +0000
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