WHO IS INTELLIGENT? Jonathan met with the Queen of England. He asked her! JONATHAN: How do u run such an efficient government? Are they any tips u can give me! I want to help Nigeria. wel, said the Queen the most important thing is to surround urself with intelligent people. Jonathan frowned and then asked, but how do i know the people around me are really intelligent. The Queen replied, oh, thats easy, u just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. please send David Cameron in here, would you? David Cameron walked into the room and said yes ur majesty? The Queen smiled and said answer this riddle, David, ur mother and father have a child, it is not ur brother and it is not ur sister,who is it? Without pausing for a minute he answered, that would be me. Yes, very good,said the Queen. Jonathan went back home to ask his vice president Sambo. JONATHAN: Answer this. ur mother and father have a child,its not ur brother and its not ur sister,who is it? SAMBO: Im not sure,let me get back to u. He asked all his staff in office but none could give him an answer. Finally,one day the VP Sambo ran into Dora Akuyili. Sambo asked, Dora, SAMBO: ur mother and father have a child and its not ur brothe and its not ur sister, who is it? Dora answered sharply, thats easy,its me! Sambo smiled,and said thanks! Then he went back to speak with president Jonathan. SAMBO: Sir, I have thd anster to the riddle,its Dora Akuyili! Jonathan got angry,and said to Sambo, no wonder Nigeria isnt moving forward, iam surrounded by Dummies! The answer is David Cameron! WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 19:58:39 +0000
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