WHY????????????????? Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?* *Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?* *Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?* *Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?* *EVER WONDER...Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?* *Why cant women put on mascara with their mouth closed *Why dont you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?* *Why is abbreviated such a long word?* *Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do practice?* *Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons *Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?* *Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?* *Why isnt there mouse-flavored cat food?* *Why didnt Noah swat those two mosquitoes?* *Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?* *You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff??* *Why dont sheep shrink when it rains *Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?* *If flying is so safe,* *why do they call the airport the terminal?*
Posted on: Fri, 21 Nov 2014 00:14:05 +0000
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