WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened? MAN: There was a fire - TopicsExpress



          

WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened? MAN: There was a fire outbreak down the tunnel and everybody died! WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping U alive. How did U make it out my dear?... MAN: Darling, it was Gods work. My stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet. WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us? I feel so Much pity for their families. So bad, how are they going to survive now? MAN: My dear its a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10million each. WIFE: What?!!!!! Ten million what? So because of your useless stomach upset and the foolish toilet and your refusal to die with Your colleagues, you make me miss that money? I beg if you dont like trouble, go back and die with your colleagues....
Posted on: Wed, 14 Jan 2015 08:46:43 +0000

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