WOMAN! If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman, If you dont, you are not a man. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying, If you dont, you are good for nothing. ... If you agree to all her likes,you are a wimp, If you dont, you are not understanding . If you visit her often, you are boring, If you dont, she accuses you of double crossing. If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy, If you dont, you are a dull boy. If you are jealous, she says it is bad, If you arent, she thinks you dont love her. If you attempt a romance, she says you are bad, If you dont, she thinks you dont like her. If you are a minute late, she complains its hard to wait, If she is late, she says its a girls way. If you visit other men, you are not putting in quality time, If she is visited by other women, Ah! Its natural, we are girls. If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold, If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage. If you fail to help her cross the street, U̶̲̥̅̊ lack ethics, If you do, she thinks its just one of mens tactics for seduction. If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting, If she is stared by a man, she says that they are just admiring. If you talk, she wants you to listen, If U̶̲̥̅̊ listen, she wants you to talk .....
Posted on: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 09:07:51 +0000
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